Tue, 7 October 2014
Have You Read The Story About Marriott International’s “The Envelope Please” Program?
Or more accurately, the stories.
Depending on which one you read it’s either a brilliant move or a complete outrage. Here’s one that I found to be relatively unbiased so you can read it and draw your own conclusions.
You can probably imagine that I have an opinion on the matter and I want to share it with you because it was the inspiration for this post, which could sort of be summed up as, “Don’t do stupid things in the name of marketing.”
If you listen to our podcast you may have heard us talking about the recent U2/Apple win/debacle (again, depending on the story you read) because it, too, seemed to engender mixed reactions, from joy to outrage. And while people had mixed reactions to both of these stories, I am comfortable saying that giving people a free album (in the case of U2 and Apple) may not have pleased everyone but it wasn’t a poorly executed marketing idea.
The Marriott, however, was hit with a serious case of the stupids.
If you disagree I would love to hear it (or even if you don’t disagree!) but the gist is this:
Under the pretext of helping the room staff (ie: maids) get “the recognition they deserve” and make more tips, Marriott has instituted a program that places envelopes and “polite reminders” in guest rooms so that guests can easily tip housekeeping.
I find this tasteless.
It also makes me wonder why I need to be responsible for “recognizing” housekeeping. Plenty of people go about their jobs without recognition. When was the last time you tipped the guy who made change at the tollbooth? Or carefully bagged your lettuce at the grocery store? Or noticed or appreciated either one?
I kind of feel like Marriott is pushing their responsibility (ie: pay your staff accordingly and show appreciation) onto consumers. So now on top of turning off the lights to save the planet and using fewer towels for similar reasons, I have to make sure maid service is paid well and knows how much I appreciate that they made my bed. You know, the way they’re supposed to do because it’s their job.
Before you flip out, I tip housekeeping. And my hairdresser. And the car valet and the guy who hangs my coat. And even the annoying lady who hands me a paper towel after I use the bathroom even though I have figured out how to work the dispenser all by myself.
I also think tipping is a stupid cultural convention and should die so that employers are required to pay people a sufficient wage that does not require supplemental income by way of what amounts to random acts of generosity.
I also think it’s idiotic from the standpoint that Marriott is international and tipping is seen as everything from “nice to do” to an outright insult in various countries.
That aside, I resent that Marriott has now made this my responsibility. A thing I used to do out of appreciation and generosity is now something I’m being prodded to do because… marketing. It’s basically a PR ploy. Look how awesome Marriott is for supporting those poor underpaid workers! The ones who do backbreaking labor and go so unnoticed! We feel your pain! We heart you!
As long as someone else pays for it.
Whew. So now that I have that off my chest, how does this affect your small business?
It turns out (surprise!) that stupid self-serving marketing tactics are not the sole domain of the large, ugly corporation.
Even small companies can do self-serving things in the name of marketing. It’s with that in mind that I share three of the most egregious marketing ploys that I see, not just sometimes but over and over and over. So much so that it seems like somehow these stupid ideas have made their way into conventional marketing wisdom as just one of those things you do.
And if you read or listen to anything we say around here, you know how we feel about “conventional marketing wisdom”.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Sending Me A Birthday Present. To You.
If you’re on someone’s email list for long enough you will eventually cross that person’s birthday on the calendar. And then you can expect the Birthday Marketing Email.
The one where the sender tells you it’s her birthday. And then gives you a gift! Because how cool is that? And the gift is 10% off her eCourse. Or a free hour of consulting time when you buy two.
That’s not a gift to you. That’s a gift to her. That’s money in her pocket with a discount to you, otherwise known as a sale.
This is such an incredibly cliché and tasteless trope.
It negates the idea of gift-giving entirely, which is supposed to be about giving, not about expecting something in return.
And if you’re on that person’s email list long enough, her birthday will come around again and you’ll get the same “gift” offer where you are generously offered the opportunity to spend your money. Makes you wonder who’s doing the gift-giving, doesn’t it?
I want to wipe this practice off the face of the earth.
My birthday passed in August. Do you know what I told my email list about it? Nothing at all! Because sometimes you can just not capitalize on every human interaction. Sometimes you can just go about your business of being human.
And how’s this for an idea instead? Give an actual gift!
Last year on my birthday I did tell my email list about it. And I said I would give them a gift because I was so tired of the trope-disguised-as-gift marketing ploy that I decided to turn it on its head.
Do you know what I did?
I gave them an actual gift. No strings. I literally bought a gift for a handful of people. If I had the budget I would have bought a gift for them all but in the end a couple of people went home happy and that ended that.
Some things don’t need to be in the middle of a marketing campaign. And if they’re going to be, then at least be honest about it. Calling your promotional email a gift is just plain stupid.
Sorry if that hits a nerve but if I’m irritated by it, you can bet there are at least a few more of me out there. And I’d venture to say that you can be more creative than to jump on the birthday gift email bandwagon.
I get a lot of stupid emails but some stand out above the rest as shining examples of how not to run your marketing. Just recently I received this email:
The sender went on to offer me… wait for it… online marketing services.
Perhaps with all her research and being so impressed and whatnot she missed the part where online marketing is my business.
Like trying to sell ice to Eskimos in winter.
Granted, this type of thing is really just spam but it’s not so far off from some legitimate marketing emails I’ve received.
They usually start out by telling me how wonderful I am, followed by how busy I must be, and how if only I would read on for a second, there’s an awesome opportunity awaiting me.
Part of the problem is that they are so generic as to be applicable to pretty much anyone in the world.
The other problem has to do with the “utterly irrelevant” part.
These senders have an email list of say, a thousand people. And all thousand of them get the same exact email with no consideration for relevance. Prospects, leads, customers, they all get tossed into a lump. Hot leads get the same message as cold leads. Good, paying customers get the same message as tire-kickers who only signed up for the free eBook.
When you email to a single faceless, generic group of people it necessitates a single, useless, generic email. Nobody wants to be treated like a demographic. And on the flip side, if you irrelevantly message people too many times you are quickly going to become The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
People will stop opening or reading your emails.
They won’t bother paying attention to you because they’ll know you’re not paying attention to them.
Has this hit a nerve with you? Sorry again but I have to say it… generic sales-y email messages are a dumb marketing idea.
Next time you want to send an email, think about WHO it’s going to. Not “my list”. But who on your list?
Then talk to them as a human being, not as a statistic.
Promotional Stuff Disguised As A Gift.
What’s worse than you asking me to send you a birthday gift (and pretending it's for me)?
You sending me a gift – a mug, a t-shirt, a box of candy – with your logo on it.
It’s called promotional stuff for a reason. Because it’s promotional.
You can effectively use promotional materials in your marketing but calling them gifts is not the way.
Let’s not belabor the point and get one thing straight in case my earlier diatribe didn’t sink in: a gift is only a gift if it’s given with consideration only for the recipient and with no expectation of return. No marketing boost. No sale. Nothing.
If you can’t give a gift without ulterior motive then don’t give a gift. Call it a promotion and move on.
The holidays are approaching and if I’ve done my job here then none of you reading this will send out a Thanksgiving fruit basket or a Christmas box of chocolates with your big, fat logo on it (and business card inside!)
Now, let’s add a dose of reality.
We’re in business, here. And business isn’t about altruism. We’d all be running charities if it were.
So it would be disingenuous to say that gift giving is purely altruistic. Maybe you send a couple of people gifts because you truly have a special relationship with them. But let’s face it, we send our appreciation and we offer gifts as part of building those relationships – the kind you need to build if your marketing (and business) is going to be effective.
So yes, gift giving can be part of your marketing strategy if your intent is to build goodwill, show gratitude and enrich relationships.
But you need to be extremely mindful of that intent and never cross the line into gifts that amount to no more than a sales pitch.
Because that’s just a stupid marketing idea.
So tell me… do you vehemently disagree with anything I’ve said here? Are you feeling a little rant-y because I’ve insulted a tactic dear to your heart, or maybe just one you’ve been guilty of?
We all do dumb marketing things from time to time… but that doesn’t mean we have to do them again! Share your opinion on good and bad marketing ideas - maybe some you’ve tried and wished you could un-try or others you’ve have tried on you. I look forward to your thoughts!
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